licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet

that-god-awful-celine-dion-song:

goodnight-sammy:

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lana-del-rey-or-go-away:

THIS MAKE S ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME

trixalla:

2ndhalfoflife:

phillypu:

Sometimes you just have to recharge.image

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It’s not that I don’t want to be with friends and chill. I love doing that! But sometimes I just need to have some alone time too!

an Introvert Infographic

One of the best explanations, hands down.

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

lokiator:

goregeousity:

what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious

the future is now

hora-de-aventura:

peterpancham: Kuroshitsuji is so intense this season!

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

boys-and-suicide:

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

MY THOUGHTS IN A PICTURE

iceprncess:

thegiftofbutts:

thegreenguitar:

There are only two words a girl ever wants to hear:

  • free
  • shipping

so like

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emissarydeatons:

whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

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